Driving in France - Part IV

My driving lessons continued. Boo Boo yelled at me all the time. We became brother and sister, siblings who did not get along, ever! I could barely stand it but that's how he functioned with everyone.

A common phrase he would say to me was, "Arrêtez le cinéma!," Or in English, "Enough with the drama!"

And so it went like this for many lessons. We'd pick up random students on the side of the road, or his girlfriend or we'd go to administrative buildings where he would turn in paper work. He was great at combining a driving lesson with all the other business aspects he had going on.

Once while we were driving around, I had the pleasure of listening to the radio sexogolist accept male callers. Today's special topic was sex after child birth.
However, the women were not calling in for advice. No, it was the men. They were complaining about their wives not wanting to have sex. The poor deprived creatures.

"She says it hurts," one man complained on the radio.

"Yes, yes," the female sexologist sympathized. "Sex can be very painful after a woman has given birth. The vagina has not healed properly, it's still very tender and the birth canal has gone through a lot. It takes time for it to heal."

"Yes, but I need to have sex," replied the husband who must have been a selfish bastard schmuck fuck face to worry about his own needs while his wife's fragile vagina wasn't even in remission and she probably had a baby stuck to her breast 24/7 as well.

"You need to be gentle with her," recommended the sexologist. "You'll be able to have sex with her soon. For now, see if there are other ways you can release your sexual energy with her," she advised.

"Well, she doesn't even seem to be in the mood lately...," he continued.
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Warning!!!!!
The following paragraph is vulgar with graphic and sexual descriptions. Skip to last paragraph of story if you are a hyper-sensitive person.
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Duh? Hello? For any of you male readers out there, please tell me you are aware that childbirth can be painful (and tiring) and everything doesn't just magically go back to normal over night. I mean, really! If you shat a fucking volleyball out of your ass, would you really be thinking about anal beads or whatever you fancy the next week or two with a gung ho attitude? No, I highly doubt it. (Not that you male readers like things up your ass, just an example, but if you do like things up your ass, that's okay too.) Or, if you don't like the ass analogy and find it really annoying that I am comparing a vagina to your ass, you could always imagine popping a lemon out of your urethra hole and then wanting a major blow job afterward. So, yes, I'm annoyed that a man whose wife just gave birth is bitching about his wife's low sex-drive.

Anyway, sorry to get off track...

I couldn't believe I had to sit next to Boo Boo while driving AND listen to this!
Was this some sort of perverted test? Was this normal in France? I don't know. I just kept driving.